still waiting on someone to make a photoset of the bitch thing with brittany and tristan
best-of-funny: internetexplorers: mayameows: internetexplorers: i love how suspicious my friends get whenever im nice to them I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you always be nice to your friends? X
“your friend is hot” story of my life
Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive.
tellerknowles: does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
itsbetterthananal: my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH THE SHARP HAIR CUT AND THE TIGHT PECS AND THE HOT ASS BODY” dad is there something you want to tell me
Seeing an empty swing:
laugh-addict: and then someone gets there first:
magicfloatingshoe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH SATAN!
diamonde-rings: omfg today at college i was in the toilets and i heard someone come out of the loo but i didnt see who it was an all i heard in a jamacian accent ‘BACK DEMON POO GET BACK TO THE SEWERS TO WHICH YOU BELONG!’ i literally cried and i heard someone else say ’ i dont NOT want to poop here’ omfg.
fabulouslyunderdeveloped: “*gasp* you guys live under a bridge? I will answer your riddles three.”
espeonchan: i just want some fucking gif sets from the new episodes and every mpgis tag post is some dumb dream cast shit with the same rotation of B-list celebrities from glee and victorious and pasting the same five quotes onto tv show screnshots
halletothemoon: most popular girls in school will turn your bad day into a field of rainbows
Note to Self:
theoneexception95: Corn dogs and mountain dew do not mix…especially when they are mixed with popcorn, and jelly beans, and also six inches of fruit by the foot, mozzarella sticks, uncooked bread dough, mango habanero wings and a shot of wheatgrass At least not for breakfast
Deandra: Well, regardless the Overland Park cheer squad will literally rip you limb from limb.
iexcuseyourface: GOD DAMMIT JOHNATHAN
yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
there you go again not reblogging my text post u little shit
nahlou: there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you
Friends: I never have breakfast, I'm not hungry in the morning.
Me: Breakfast is the only reason I get out of bed...